tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-73481649484238409932024-03-13T13:17:38.886-07:00Part of a complete sentencebobwasahamsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13901811398802639681noreply@blogger.comBlogger70125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7348164948423840993.post-70881190574737460672011-08-25T11:49:00.000-07:002011-08-25T11:50:02.923-07:00"Urgent Call"
<br />TWO FRIENDS HAVING CONVERSATION. ONE FRIEND GETS A PHONE CALL.
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<br />FRIEND 1: Uh, huh. Yep. Ok, I'll be right there.
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<br />FRIEND 2: Who was that?
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<br />FRIEND 1 STARTS WALKING TOWARDS THE DOOR.
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<br />FRIEND 1: My bowel. I gotta poop.
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<br />bobwasahamsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13901811398802639681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7348164948423840993.post-53992168577188653742011-07-18T07:49:00.000-07:002011-07-18T12:04:40.485-07:00Smartphones cause dingleberries.If you're like me, the first thing you do when you sit down to empty your bowels is launch your Words With Friends App with your Smartphone. Or maybe you catch up on some email. It's also possible that you think it's disgusting to use your phone while you poop and you keep your phone hidden away as you enjoy your 5-10 minutes of quiet solace. Unlikely. Or maybe you're more like the person that pooped next to me today at work, and you play Need For Speed. Either way, it's evident that Smartphones are infiltrating our bathrooms and keeping us seated for unnecessary, extended periods of time. I'm almost embarrassed to be the guy sitting there, pooping and playing a Smartphone game, next to another man doing the same thing. Sure he's not trying to find what to do with an a-u-i-i-b-o and an x. But still. 10 minutes later, we're still there, playing our games. Even after we're done with our movements, we remain seated on the toilet, done pooping, not wiping, but still playing. I finally realize that I'm at work and I have more productive things to do like writing a blogspot about pooping while playing Words With Friends.bobwasahamsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13901811398802639681noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7348164948423840993.post-12115473256629603092011-04-13T10:03:00.000-07:002011-04-13T10:04:28.962-07:00Getty in the Ghetto<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/LxhOrLQZU5A" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>bobwasahamsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13901811398802639681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7348164948423840993.post-85844628847795410692011-03-03T10:19:00.000-08:002011-03-03T10:33:43.483-08:00Study: Garbage disposal healthier than average American<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhiBqvW9-gVh9Zc4eVeVUNb74DLCX2kgJ4MdAAAJXja0DnBwXI0c_UEMzwmM7QeUZJRHuZTnkvblzcmeA0XfMka0eiRiOZ99BRk6TyIEwdZj_ryhP0jVlZqWprRMt57CKVByuPHl0yzYxk9/s1600/Picture+1.png"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 316px; height: 203px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhiBqvW9-gVh9Zc4eVeVUNb74DLCX2kgJ4MdAAAJXja0DnBwXI0c_UEMzwmM7QeUZJRHuZTnkvblzcmeA0XfMka0eiRiOZ99BRk6TyIEwdZj_ryhP0jVlZqWprRMt57CKVByuPHl0yzYxk9/s200/Picture+1.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5579922866036125826" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Article published on <a href="http://www.motorcitymalcontent.com/2011/03/study-garbage-disposal-healthier-than.html">The Motor City Malcontent. </a>bobwasahamsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13901811398802639681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7348164948423840993.post-10375626326823416902011-01-19T08:42:00.000-08:002011-01-19T08:46:20.091-08:00iPhone 4G and Droid X equally effective in ignoring friends and family<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNQ8b66iafi9hcfjJP2RHxwPVr5ZHf_SASYpq1YZkoBgJrsjNc28lESOwEgSksqg7DJW4NY0R2jJCrNpDM-2eOqhr8nFKmVaFHkwl5nw63uEXnYF7PsvDraGpFw_gNF-EQvBK_OwDy8N_b/s1600/apple-iphone-4-motorola-droid-x-and-android-dominated-mobile-news_4.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 234px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNQ8b66iafi9hcfjJP2RHxwPVr5ZHf_SASYpq1YZkoBgJrsjNc28lESOwEgSksqg7DJW4NY0R2jJCrNpDM-2eOqhr8nFKmVaFHkwl5nw63uEXnYF7PsvDraGpFw_gNF-EQvBK_OwDy8N_b/s320/apple-iphone-4-motorola-droid-x-and-android-dominated-mobile-news_4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5563938754346321330" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Article published on <a href="http://www.motorcitymalcontent.com/2011/01/iphone-4g-and-droid-x-equally-effective.html">The Motor City Malcontent. </a>bobwasahamsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13901811398802639681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7348164948423840993.post-56060371364436304752010-11-03T09:20:00.000-07:002010-11-03T09:36:06.752-07:00Local woman with food stuck in teeth bonds with dog.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhyjlkKXsE345msC_M6QKM9K85dc_R60ei5Xp_vvxiCiQcjdqu-AFM3bkQ6MsWdWE5ngjvUeB7xKI76YdimeZv0OSA9Icz7W_7YCyOM0ZRCRNirsOhFB0aWdqILTqFOPSTvSevKRCQVNlFF/s1600/Picture+8.png"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 214px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhyjlkKXsE345msC_M6QKM9K85dc_R60ei5Xp_vvxiCiQcjdqu-AFM3bkQ6MsWdWE5ngjvUeB7xKI76YdimeZv0OSA9Icz7W_7YCyOM0ZRCRNirsOhFB0aWdqILTqFOPSTvSevKRCQVNlFF/s320/Picture+8.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5535359619839340210" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Article published on <a href="http://www.motorcitymalcontent.com/2010/11/local-woman-with-food-stuck-in-teeth.html">The Motor City Malcontent. </a>bobwasahamsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13901811398802639681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7348164948423840993.post-30469903271468439132010-10-18T07:08:00.000-07:002010-10-18T07:09:19.709-07:00Self-Righteousness from Birmingham spreads to surrounding citiesArticle published on<a href="http://www.motorcitymalcontent.com/"> </a><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><a href="http://www.motorcitymalcontent.com/">The Motor City Malcontent.</a></span>bobwasahamsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13901811398802639681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7348164948423840993.post-29931012085793054722010-10-07T20:00:00.000-07:002010-10-07T20:06:16.203-07:00A carpenter helps me with some house work. (Jesus)<span id="profile_status"><span id="status_text">In my effort to unclog the bathtub drain with a 10 foot long metal snake looking thing, I clogged up the drain even more. So I stopped and prayed, "God please help me with this situation and let me be at peace." Suddenly, I found myself staring at the drain switch. So I undid the drain switch. Viola! This was God telling me, "I gave you the Holy Spirit, but I also gave you a brain." Oh, and I broke the plunger.</span><small><span id="status_time"><span id="status_time_inner"><abbr title="Thursday, October 7, 2010 at 10:33pm" date="Thu, 07 Oct 2010 19:33:42 -0700" class="timestamp"></abbr></span></span></small></span>bobwasahamsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13901811398802639681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7348164948423840993.post-17499880033108987252010-10-06T09:04:00.000-07:002010-10-06T09:59:35.384-07:00Homeless man’s shirt stolen by local hipsterArticle published on<a href="http://www.motorcitymalcontent.com"> </a><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><a href="http://www.motorcitymalcontent.com">The Motor City Malcontent.</a><br /></span>bobwasahamsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13901811398802639681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7348164948423840993.post-57125115956274120672010-09-28T17:12:00.001-07:002010-09-28T17:12:47.872-07:00Stupid book about patience needs to get to the point.bobwasahamsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13901811398802639681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7348164948423840993.post-1235217900339436152010-09-21T07:03:00.001-07:002010-09-21T07:03:53.397-07:00Senator on CSPAN triggers world wide yawn epidemic.bobwasahamsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13901811398802639681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7348164948423840993.post-37887852585269368982010-09-10T13:56:00.000-07:002010-09-10T13:57:43.570-07:00Study: Time has come to stop playing Carlos Santana’s “Smooth.”bobwasahamsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13901811398802639681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7348164948423840993.post-8639965506730037042010-09-09T12:05:00.001-07:002010-09-09T12:05:07.000-07:00Indian couple confused and disappointed after Indie concert.bobwasahamsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13901811398802639681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7348164948423840993.post-63788870781616773572010-09-08T10:31:00.000-07:002010-09-08T10:32:10.192-07:00Fire truck siren ruins couple’s perfect date.bobwasahamsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13901811398802639681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7348164948423840993.post-31308232411082224722010-08-25T07:56:00.000-07:002010-08-25T07:57:03.727-07:00Wedding announcement ends up in the obituary section.bobwasahamsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13901811398802639681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7348164948423840993.post-85060920718030367372010-08-10T13:45:00.001-07:002010-08-10T13:45:19.446-07:00Man bombs audition studio after being refused terrorist role.bobwasahamsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13901811398802639681noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7348164948423840993.post-86909988623773254742010-07-30T09:58:00.000-07:002010-07-30T09:59:15.708-07:00My dear oh dear Meat Loaf leftovers...We've been together for over a week and I would not trade this time with any other meat medley. The lunches. The dinners. The mouth fulls of deliciousness. I will never forget them. But it's time for us to part. Off you go to the freezer. Meat Loaf, come on. Please don't cry. We will be together soon. i promise. I love you.<br /><br />Love,<br /><br />Lukebobwasahamsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13901811398802639681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7348164948423840993.post-1331731917375462172010-07-15T07:56:00.000-07:002010-07-15T07:57:03.448-07:00Auto-Tune wins a Grammy.bobwasahamsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13901811398802639681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7348164948423840993.post-87357047290019927152010-07-13T07:41:00.001-07:002010-07-13T07:41:50.844-07:00Two people claim one “hello.”bobwasahamsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13901811398802639681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7348164948423840993.post-46457536039743154502010-06-28T06:38:00.001-07:002010-06-28T06:38:49.443-07:00New coffee shop offers Internet Free environment.bobwasahamsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13901811398802639681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7348164948423840993.post-12786267521269663012010-06-20T10:46:00.001-07:002010-06-20T10:46:51.586-07:00Man reaches higher consciousness after blowing up Lady Bug Floatie.bobwasahamsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13901811398802639681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7348164948423840993.post-83971799608411523162010-06-12T13:09:00.001-07:002010-06-12T13:09:52.187-07:00Book entitled, “New York Times Best Seller” becomes New York Times Best Seller.bobwasahamsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13901811398802639681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7348164948423840993.post-65519075489698076642010-06-10T10:52:00.001-07:002010-06-10T10:52:41.329-07:00Man can’t concentrate on article about benefits of multitasking.bobwasahamsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13901811398802639681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7348164948423840993.post-4469432710006933062010-06-04T06:50:00.000-07:002010-06-04T06:51:00.589-07:00Study: Signing something important is good for ego.bobwasahamsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13901811398802639681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7348164948423840993.post-699887582326403952010-06-03T08:12:00.001-07:002010-06-03T08:12:54.125-07:00British man’s accent taken away after doing something stupid.bobwasahamsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13901811398802639681noreply@blogger.com0