Wedding announcement ends up in the obituary section.

Man bombs audition studio after being refused terrorist role.

My dear oh dear Meat Loaf leftovers...

We've been together for over a week and I would not trade this time with any other meat medley. The lunches. The dinners. The mouth fulls of deliciousness. I will never forget them. But it's time for us to part. Off you go to the freezer. Meat Loaf, come on. Please don't cry. We will be together soon. i promise. I love you.

Love,

Luke

Auto-Tune wins a Grammy.

Two people claim one “hello.”

New coffee shop offers Internet Free environment.

Man reaches higher consciousness after blowing up Lady Bug Floatie.

Book entitled, “New York Times Best Seller” becomes New York Times Best Seller.

Man can’t concentrate on article about benefits of multitasking.

Study: Signing something important is good for ego.

British man’s accent taken away after doing something stupid.

Man with a piece of chicken in his teeth bonds with dog.

Shinoooonaaaaah!

Hope for the Homeless Icon Concept

Hope for the Homeless is a Christian based organization I’m designing to function much like Big Brothers Big Sisters. The goal would be to pair homeless individuals with regular people that could help them with their daily struggles. If you’re interested to learn more or want to be involved, please contact me. momisntproud@gmail.com

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Rap industry mourns as Da Club shuts down.

Unattractive American Eagle employee stationed in clearance section.

Golfer and tennis player argue who’s whiter.

New theme park, Ghetto-Way big hit with suburban white teens.

Match.com launches new dating site for single socks.

New Ecstasy pill, “Pandora” big hit at Raves.