Self-Righteousness from Birmingham spreads to surrounding cities

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A carpenter helps me with some house work. (Jesus)

In my effort to unclog the bathtub drain with a 10 foot long metal snake looking thing, I clogged up the drain even more. So I stopped and prayed, "God please help me with this situation and let me be at peace." Suddenly, I found myself staring at the drain switch. So I undid the drain switch. Viola! This was God telling me, "I gave you the Holy Spirit, but I also gave you a brain." Oh, and I broke the plunger.

Homeless man’s shirt stolen by local hipster

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Stupid book about patience needs to get to the point.

Senator on CSPAN triggers world wide yawn epidemic.

Study: Time has come to stop playing Carlos Santana’s “Smooth.”

Indian couple confused and disappointed after Indie concert.

Fire truck siren ruins couple’s perfect date.

Wedding announcement ends up in the obituary section.

Man bombs audition studio after being refused terrorist role.

My dear oh dear Meat Loaf leftovers...

We've been together for over a week and I would not trade this time with any other meat medley. The lunches. The dinners. The mouth fulls of deliciousness. I will never forget them. But it's time for us to part. Off you go to the freezer. Meat Loaf, come on. Please don't cry. We will be together soon. i promise. I love you.

Love,

Luke

Auto-Tune wins a Grammy.

Two people claim one “hello.”

New coffee shop offers Internet Free environment.

Man reaches higher consciousness after blowing up Lady Bug Floatie.

Book entitled, “New York Times Best Seller” becomes New York Times Best Seller.

Man can’t concentrate on article about benefits of multitasking.

Study: Signing something important is good for ego.

British man’s accent taken away after doing something stupid.

Man with a piece of chicken in his teeth bonds with dog.