Thursday, August 25, 2011

"Urgent Call"


TWO FRIENDS HAVING CONVERSATION. ONE FRIEND GETS A PHONE CALL.

FRIEND 1: Uh, huh. Yep. Ok, I'll be right there.

FRIEND 2: Who was that?

FRIEND 1 STARTS WALKING TOWARDS THE DOOR.

FRIEND 1: My bowel. I gotta poop.